Trust Center

Welcome to the least-visited, most-ignored page on our entire website. Congratulations on your adventurous spirit.

Look, we’d rather be building cool internet things, but our lawyer (who we suspect gets paid by the word and has never laughed a day in his life) insisted we have this… stuff. This is the collection of mandatory legal documents that, at most companies, are specifically designed to bore you into submission.

That’s not how we roll.

We’ve taken the same legal boilerplate everyone else has and run it through our “No-Bullshit” translator. The result is the four documents below. They are 100% legally binding, but at least now you can’t pretend you didn’t understand the 40-page, 8-point-font document.

These are the rules. They’re blunt, they’re cynical, and they’re not à la carte.

The TL;DR is: You agree to all of this just by being here. Happy reading.